Recap guide / thumbnail previews for "M*A*S*H" Season 4 Episode 9. Episode ChronologyIn Broadcast Order EPISODE 12 Depressing News ... MASH, Season 5 1976 MASH, Season 1 1972 MASH, Season 4 1975 MASH, Season 2 1973 MASH, Season 10 1981 ... 1982 Viewers Also Bought See All. you're best known for around here. In the Officers Club, Hawkeye lays down four tongue depressors on a table representing the four surgeons in camp, replacing one for each surgeon who had left with another one for each new surgeon who arrived, but then snapping one in half representing Col. Blake, who was killed before he could make it back home. Depressing News Alan Alda Previous M*A*S*H was broadcast in 250 half-hour episodes, plus one movie-length finale, over 11 seasons from September 1972 until February 1983. for everything you've got. A Captain Allen arrives with a photographer, and he tells Hawkeye his sculpture should be taken on tour, thinking it will be "great for enlistment", which takes Hawkeye by surprise; when Allen reveals he is not with Stars and Stripes, but with Army Information, Hawkeye realizes that Allen wants to use the monument as a propaganda tool, which Hawkeye inwardly will not allow. Season 9 Episode 12. "No Laughing Matter" (Z‑413) Series 9 Episode 16: The Red/White Blues. CBS-TV "No Sweat" (Z‑402) - An old friend of yours is coming to call. The army sends Potter a truckload of tongue depressors, not the box he ordered. I could possibly have foreseen... As a matter of fact, Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Hawkeye becomes fixated on the task he has set for himself, working day and night over the next two days, even skipping meals. - Of course we do. - Good to see you too. Later, Hawkeye tells them the tower's ready. ), Henry (replaced by Potter), and Frank Burns (replaced by Winchester). sometimes you gotta shovel a lot of manure. I'm not gonna quit until I've taken you It’s all on Hulu. Lineback had previously appeared in the Season 8 episode "Dear Uncle Abdul." Season 9, Episode 8 Tell It to the Marines First Aired: January 12, 1981 With Charles in charge while Potter's away, Hawkeye takes up the … inews. Alan Alda Capt. M*A*S*H Episode From which war Hawkeye and B.J. - I'll bet. Season 6, Episode 12 The Grim Reaper. The staff of an Army hospital in the Korean War find that laughter is the best way to deal with their situation. - Oh? Col Potter is overwhelmed by the attention he receives as his staff tries to reduce his blood pressure before his annual physical. Watch full episode of Shark Tank season 12 episode 9, read episode recap, view photos and more. Yeah, Bean Town. A weekend in Tokyo with Lt. quips that there are enough tongue depressors "to last five years", Hawkeye suddenly finds no humor in the snafu, saying "we wouldn't have this supply if [the Army] didn't think there'd be a demand". After a talk in the Officers Club, Hawkeye compares the tongue depressors to his long gone friends and colleagues: Trapper (replaced by B.J. After an order for 5,000 tongue depressors turns into 500,000, Hawkeye decides to use most of them to erect a monument to Army inefficiency, while Klinger presses his luck when he starts a camp newspaper. Season 9 Episode Summaries. After an order for 5,000 tongue depressors turns into 500,000, Hawkeye decides to use most of them to erect a monument to Army inefficiency, while Klinger presses his luck when he starts a camp newspaper. Klinger tries to shame Winchester into writing the cooking column by telling him that Igor has offered to write it. - How can I? First Aired: November 29, 1977. Network: Loretta Swit does not appear in this episode. ; No. Watch M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 11 - No Sweat Add to Watchlist In the midst of miserable heat, the various members of the 4077th all have different problems: Margaret develops prickly heat, Charles has to deal with three years of tax records prepared by a crooked accountant, Colonel Potter is half out of it from a sleeping pill, and B.J. 56:10. Klinger's army newspaper reports on Hawkeye's monument to military stupidity; a giant tower made from a half million erroneously shipped tongue depressors. Uh, I would like you to pay At first Hawkeye wants to keep the hole there as it's all he has left to remember the tower by, but then Potter shows him and Klinger his latest painting: Hawkeye standing next to the tower. in Series refers to that episode's number within the overall series. The prize? Recently Watched. I will! Original airdate: I will? as one's trousers. and make some remarks, and they'd be MASH Season 9. - and only went to Potter after I rejected her. 1,108 likes. in Season refers to the order in which the episode aired within that particular season. 1:59. Production code: build a kidney machine, Margaret knits a scarf which soon becomes a bed sheet, and Father Mulcahy plants a garden. Get the picture?". MASH - M*A*S*H. Trending. Klinger's army newspaper reports on Hawkeye's monument to military stupidity; a giant tower made from a half million erroneously shipped tongue depressors. Next IMDb: Winchester, you're letting Amazon.com: mash season 9-11 - 3 Stars & Up. Father Mulcahy temporarily helps out, writing on each depressor the name of a wounded soldier who passed through the 4077th. Episodes. Category War / Sitcom Original air date 1981-03-09. Hold it! The season developed the characters which had been taken from the movie MASH (1970), in particular highlighting Hawkeye Pierce as the prime character of the ensemble cast. ... Friday 12 minutes ago. ... MASH, Season 5 1976 MASH, Season 1 1972 MASH, Season 4 1975 MASH, Season 2 1973 MASH, Season 10 1981 MASH, Season 9 1980 Viewers Also Bought See All. Hawkeye puts his arm around him: "Senseless destruction, that's what it's all about. A War for All Seasons Throughout the entire year, Klinger makes a baseball bet with Colonel Potter, Father Mulcahy plants a garden, and Hawkeye and B.J. The Big Bang Theory, Best of Guest Stars Vol. February 9, 1981 cleverer than the ones you just made... - We don't have to take him alive, do we? The network often aired episodes out of order but it rarely mattered because there was so little continuity between episodes. MASH Season 9 Episode Summaries, Episode Guide and TV Show Schedule. Season 1 of M*A*S*H commenced on 17 September 1972 and consisted of 24 episodes, ending on 25 March 1973. I am not selling watches from the trunk of a car. No episodes except the finale carried a title card, but episode titles have been published by the producers in literature about the series and on the DVD releases. Season 9, Episode # 12 Number (#210) in series (256 episodes) In order to raise the amount needed they hold a raffle. . Online shopping from a great selection at Movies & TV Store. Likewise, a number of episodes produced during Season 10 didn’t air until Season 11. All Rise S02E07 : Almost The Meteor 38 seconds ago. I procured this... hooch in Tokyo. With Alan Alda, Wayne Rogers, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr. are they left over, huh, Hawk? at the O' Club in a scene from "Depressing News" in Season 9. Dan Wilcox & Thad Mumford Potter brings him a dinner tray and asks what his project is supposed to mean; Hawkeye replies, "I don't know...maybe nothing.". Next Potter gets the point and applauds Hawkeye and Klinger's handiwork, and then orders them to refill the hole left from the explosion. 9: 9 "Henry, Please Come Home" William Wiard: Laurence Marks: November 19, 1972 () J-302 ; Production codes are taken from the M*A*S*H episode database. We see that the tower now has an explosive called Primacord (taken from a patient who was sent home) wrapped around it, and he has Klinger blow it up just as the picture is snapped. Add to Watchlist. Depressing News was the 12th episode of Season 9 of the CBS-TV series M*A*S*H, also the 210th overall series episode. All I was the one That's, uh, 300 jokes an hour, Potter rebukes Hawkeye and Klinger for using explosives to kill the story, but Klinger points out that Army regulations state that they're required to dispose of munitions taken off the wounded. - Of course it is. '". I gotta get out of here before it gets any better. All episodes are listed in order of air date. EPISODE 9 Run for the Money. constantly sharing news of Erin's potty training; Colonel Potter wants to paint a portrait of the entire camp as a present for … This is more than I can handle. What's up, Chuck? Kamala Harris sworn in as Vice President. Intelligence officer Colonel Flagg, and psychiatrist Sidney Freedman, grapples over the fate of a wounded officer, Captain Chandler, who claims to be Jesus Christ. build an artificial kidney machine. I do not need the wisdom of your experience. The 4077th gets a new shipment of tongue depressors, but to Potter's disbelief, the order of five thousand has somehow been turned into an order of five hundred thousand. Meanwhile, Charles and B.J. Also, several episodes produced during Season 9 weren’t aired until Season 10. That inspires Hawkeye to construct a copy of the Washington monument from them, with each one bearing the name of a patient. {Hawkeye whining that there is only a hairs difference between Majors Burns and Winchester is ridicilious; for example in Morale Victory (TV series episode) Winchester shows more huminity than Burns ever did!). 8: 8 "Cowboy" Don Weis: Robert Klane: November 12, 1972 () J-309: A series of so-called "accidents" makes it clear that someone wants Henry dead. The regular cast originally consisted of Alan Alda as Captain Benjamin Franklin \"Hawkeye\" Pierce and Wayne Rogers as John Francis Xavier \"Trapper\" McIntyre, two surgeons; McLean Stevenson as Lt. Depressing News 2 2019 Seinfeld, Season 9 1997 MASH, Season 6 2018 Top Comedy Shows See All. https://mash.fandom.com/wiki/Depressing_News_(TV_series_episode)?oldid=25742, "Daffy Doc Sticks Out Tongue Depressors At World", "Tongue Depressor Tower Makes MASH Folks Say 'Ah! Z-411 proposing Horace Baldwin's? Watch all 252 MASH TV Episodes Online. A soldier declared dead by battalion aid isn't actually dead, and Richard Lineback plays a wounded soldier suffering from malnutrition because of survivor's guilt. Klinger, under the thrall of his new scheme of running a camp newspaper, tells Stars and Stripes about Hawkeye's tower. than cheap concubines for immoral purposes! M*A*S*H: Season 9: The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. Dish. Monster M*A*S*H is a FANDOM TV Community. As the year 1950 comes to a close, the 4077th staff and surgeons hope 1951 is "a damn sight better" and hopefully they'll be going home. continue to annoy one another: Charles with his loud, classical music playing at all hours, and B.J. Oh, I read you loud and clear, - Obviously the Korean War. ; Season 1 (1972–73) Captain Spearchucker Jones and Captain Ugly John are introduced as supporting … that goat of yours get got again. The year 1951 is not uneventful: Klinger makes a bet on a baseball team Charles is sure will lose, Hawkeye and B.J. - It's wonderful to see you again. 0 Most Gracious Host. 12/29/1980 Written by Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford and directed by Alan Alda, it originally aired on February 9, 1981. Generosity is not the "osity" CNN International. Allen wants a picture of Hawkeye next to the monument, but Hawkeye forestalls his request saying he needs some time to make some final preparations. Hawkeye reminisces about Col. Blake while talking to B.J. MASH Season 9 Episode List, Summaries and Show Guide. Colonel Henry Blake, a surgeon and the base commander; Loretta Swit as Major Margaret \"Hot Lips\" Houlihan, the head nurse; Larry Linville as Major Frank Burns, another surgeon; and Gary Burghoff as … - It's a silly little test. MASH Season 9 Episode 12: Depressing News Summary: Klinger's army newspaper reports on Hawkeye's monument to military stupidity; a giant tower made from a half million erroneously shipped tongue depressors. Captain Allen is flabbergasted as to why Hawkeye would blow up the thing he spent two days building. Season 9 episodesList of M*A*S*H episodes. "Do unto others as you would - You're not gonna let go of this thing, are you? Try Prime EN Hello, Sign in Account & Lists Sign in Account & Lists Orders Try Prime Cart. All the series episodes have been indexed on this wiki by the following categories: Episodes … Perfectly meaningless. With only one or two possible exceptions (the episodes "Cowboy" and "Showtime"), … I was sure you'd Vesuvius Guest star(s): initially think it's funny, but when B.J. Remember, to grow a beautiful rose, MASH Season 1 Episode 12 - Dear Dad. Created by Larry Gelbart. MASH TV Episodes Best Care Anywhere. Writer(s): Cast and crew. Calling the snafu "monumental stupidity", he decides to use the depressors to build a "monument to stupidity". "Tell It to the Marines" (Z‑410) Previous Hawkeye is enraged by a ghoulish colonel (Charles Aidman) who seems to love his job---predicting casualties. who gave out that advice... Well, there was no way "Operation Friendship" (Z‑412) 15 hours a day... about 5,000 jokes a day. Consider him comfortable. EPISODE 12 Say No More. After becoming fed up with his bunkmates' living habits, Hawkeye moves out of The Swamp and into a quaint shack behind Rosie's. in our little corner of the war. 9-B01: The 4077th's Halloween party is sidetracked by wounded and a brawl that starts at Rosie's. It's for a shy friend. Watch M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 12 - Depressing News. have others do unto you.". No. Why would Igor writing a cooking column be plausible if he's not a cook? With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, th… MASH - Season 9: Alda, Alan, Farrell, Mike, Morgan, Harry, Swit, Loretta, Stiers, David Ogden, Farr, Jamie, Christopher, William: Amazon.nl Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce. Start your free trial to watch M*A*S*H and other popular TV shows and movies including new releases, classics, Hulu Originals, and more. Director(s): Colonel, nice to have you Skip to main content. In the previous season ("Morale Victory"), Igor pointed out that he only serves the food, but that he gets the abuse from everyone for its poor quality, even though he doesn't cook it. Of course, Frank and Margaret are against this and they call in General Hammond to back them up.002 – “To Market, To Market” (1×02)September 24th, 1972Hawkeye … But you understand, this is not for me. or anything else, on this young lady before! - [Door Opens]. is upset because Peg wrote him that the … Look, I swear, I have never laid eyes, In Production Order 1:12. 9-1-1 S04E02 : Alone Together 42 seconds ago. a little social call on a friend of mine. 001 – “M*A*S*H – The Pilot” (1×01)September 17th, 1972In the hilarious first episode, Hawkeye and Trapper throw a party to raise money to send Ho-Jon, their houseboy, back to the states to attend college. all over my office. Surely you are not Kamala Harris. Recap guide / thumbnail previews for "M*A*S*H" Season 9 Episode 12. William BogertDavid DozerRodney Saulsberry is not made of the same material Kamala Harris sworn in as first Vice-President of African-American and Asian descent. 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